by Dana » August 19th, 2011, 8:18 am
You an all do it at my expense.
Last night I took my pain medication (percocet) for my tooth and went to bed. My husband was awaken by me. HE SAID that I was talking in my sleep, nothing new for me. Here is how the conversation went:
Me:alksfjklsjfajf
Mark: honey, wake up
Me: flsjdfajdfljdf gibberish
Mark: honeybun... wake up
Me: alsfj;lasjfdajsf more gibberish
Mark: shakes my shoulder... you gonna wake up the kids and the dog is upset (she is racing around the room by now)
Me: jfajfklajffajdlfj..... the flys are going up my nose.....sjflsajflsdj more gibberish
Mark: snickers...
Me: djflasjfjsf.... hold your breath and pinch your nose....aldjflasdjfljsd
Mark: full out laughing....
Me: adsljflka;sjdflk.... Mark, your an idiot, you can't swat flys with a mirror.... dlfjal;sfjkalsdjfla;f
Mark: Honey.... I got the flys...it's okay now
Me: lasfjlajflsjfkl ....swatting my nose..... the flies are still going up my nose....adsljflalj
Mark: still laughing
Me: I wake up po'd because I was finally able to get some sleep and he is shaking the bed and laughing loudly.
I still don't believe his story.